December 2009
zweitausendneun, in no chronological order
- Tchaikovsky’s 1812. - Fell in love with westies. - Created Jacob. - Rewrote the beginning of 45F. - Applied to college. - Started learning to drive. - Came into my own regarding my tastes. You hate a song? You hate a movie? I don’t feel guilty for liking it. - Verdi’s Requiem. - Basterds: the catalyst that sealed my dream of filmmaking. - Bought lingerie. - Got a handy....
dear mom,
Stop doubting every decision I make and making me feel guilty.
my food schedule is fubar'd.
I get hungry at like, 10:30 AM, 4 PM, and 9 PM. It must be because I eat dinner so late.
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HI THIS IS LESLIE AND I AM A DERP
utterfailbot:
francoslavic:
DERP DERPDERP DERPEDY DERRRRRRRP
8D
AND THIS IS REALLY ME NOT CHLOE FOR REALSIES
god leslie you really are so fucking derpy
why would you advertise it like this
Because I got high.
HI THIS IS LESLIE AND I AM A DERP
DERP DERPDERP DERPEDY DERRRRRRRP
8D
AND THIS IS REALLY ME NOT CHLOE FOR REALSIES
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i am the very model of a modern major gen-e-ral
LESLIE HAS CREEPY PSYCHIC POWERS O_O
utterfailbot:
francoslavic:
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It wasn’t so bad until Fassy came up.
Fassy? Fucking Fassy. That’s a double fucking coincidence. In a past life I must have been Polyjuice’s Ouija board.
LMFAO I WAS THINKING THAT
… THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT
:3
LESLIE HAS CREEPY PSYCHIC POWERS O_O
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It wasn’t so bad until Fassy came up.
Fassy? Fucking Fassy. That’s a double fucking coincidence. In a past life I must have been Polyjuice’s Ouija board.
“There’s not much to what I do except that everyone has problems, everyone...”
– Dr. Albert Fleischer
WELCOME ME BACK TUMBLR
why i love koshka.
Me: You know, I feel a little guilty about that shopping trip. :< Koshka: Which one? Me: Our little. … Female escapade, I’ll call it. Koshka: You’re at the right age to go out with your friends and do that :3 Me: … still though OTL i feel like i’m doing a really frivolous bad thing Koshka: It is frivolous! But it’s fun. :3 Me: … OTLLL Koshka: You know...
hi, this is chloe :3
I’m on Leslie’s Tumblr like a ninja. :3
We went shopping today, and we got our first garter belts/stockings at Frederick’s. It’s a big milestone; baby’s first Christmas, preteen’s first bra, and teenager’s first lingerie. Yeah, we’re cool. Yes, you’re jealous. And it’s not, like, “let’s get something sexy for the bois”....
i wish i was born skinny.
shannonfear:
polyjuice:
candicecutthroat:
and pretty
and skinny
i hate my life.
story of my life.
well of every girl’s life.
it is for every girl.
Werd.
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a tree grows in writingtown
FAIL
Asher leaned his arms on the table and hushed his voice. “What if they aren’t. This whole time, the governing and teaching heads in Isla Renata have told us that our island is the last redoubt of human civilization.” He curled his hand into a fist. “And you, Horatio, have always thought that was wrong.”
Horatio smirked. “I’m in the habit of questioning what the...
i suppose i should eat something today other than...
get home from school chloe
Otherwise I’m taking your drawingwin and your Franz and your mohn away.
Krackle > Crunch
shannonfear:
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Krackle < Crunch
NO NO NO.
hershey chocolate > nestle chocolate
I LIKE THEM BOTH D8
oh my god.
I have to move.
My life is circling the drain.
cosmic.
How many celebrities have died this year? OTL
reblog with the celebrity death you were saddest...
utterfailbot:
ordinarydisaster:
curiositykilledthecatt:
jennlennon:
killmelikeagoodfriend:
saysomethingclever:
insertwithere:
john hughes.
mark speight or wendy richard or jade
mark speight <3
Michael Jackson & DJ AM
Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger <3
Mr. Rogers.
Roy Disney ;__;
Don LaFontaine.
thank you all for loving my writing so much
YOU LIKE ME? YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!
</sally field>
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INT - STUDY - NIGHT
The curtains have been drawn....
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I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I...
@utterfailbot
Did you go to bed? :< Or get caught?
“Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your love… You should do it...”
– (via fuckyeahdita)
FUCK YEAH <3
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EXACTLY MY LOGIC
On emotional blackmail.
dearcoketalk:
Not long at all, actually. Quite to the point. I’ll be equally brief.
Break up with him immediately.
Never put up with emotional blackmail. He’s not going to kill himself. In fact, fuck him for saying that to you. His emotional state is not your responsibility. You don’t have to fix anything.
Just cut him out of your life.
Sounds like someone I know. Thanks!
lol good morning.
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@forengland
Wilkommen!
what a beautiful fucking day.
“Speak to me - take me up - take me, Life of my Youth - you who are care-free,...”
– ERICH
Do you belong to a song? Does it drag you along by...
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sergei
themes and symbols of characters, pt. 1
Ishmael: Melville’s Ishmael. Intelligence personified. The outcast. Ridiculed genius. Ahab-esque monomania. Social isolation reflects closed mind [foil trait to hungry intellect - he only pursues that which confirms his beliefs], but also timelessness of wisdom - Ishmael is not subject to changes in society, passage of time. Questionably-sound mind without sound body. Relationship between...