February 2011
January 2011
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beef jerky and a cheese sandwich and a strawberry...
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Bad writing is characterized by obfuscation, showboating, narcissism, lack of a...
– Huffington Post: The 15 Most Overrated Contemporary American Writers
oh alex
Jonathan: I'm distressed by dogs...
Alex: [in Russian to Grandfather] He is afraid of dogs.
Grandfather: [in Russian to Alex] Bullshit. No one is afraid of dogs.
Alex: My grandfather informs me that is not possible.
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i was not aware adam pascal and anthony rapp were...
oh.
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OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND ONE OF MY FAVORITE...
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sunrise, sunset - sunrise, sunset
swiftly fly the years
name meme oh god
1.YOUR REAL NAME Alexandra. 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name pluss izzle) Alizzle. Aleizzle doesn’t work, fool. 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal) Black Dog. Finally, something badass. 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) Fedal, wat 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)...
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Russia: Suicide bomber attacked the Moscow airport →
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"She circled round him slowly, her heels clicking...
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WHY DID I JUST DO THAT
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"do one thing every day that scares you."
Today, that thing is venturing into fanfiction.net to see if there is any GTAIV crack.
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“Listen, I…” the man paused a beat. “… I’m protectin’ my assets, yeah? I want the best.” He fished a carton of cigarettes out of his jacket pocket. “‘Sides. Since when can you afford to be picky?”
“Since I decided I didn’t like the drug market.” Sasha rolled down the window. He couldn’t stand cigarettes.
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wesmonster-deactivated20111225 asked: I suppose it's good you don't follow me because you'd probably end up shooting me. Haha.
But that's ridiculous! Authors should at least know how to introduce prospective fans/their own friends to the universe of a story.
But that's ridiculous! Authors should at least know how to introduce prospective fans/their own friends to the universe of a story.
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that awkward moment when you've been listening to...
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i'm fired up. the next person who crosses me wrong...
I didn’t think this would bother me as much as it would. Be nice today. >A>
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been....
– Isaac Asimov
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all this jesus bale stuff is starting to make me...
I mean, what if it’s the Second Coming, and I’m not in on the party?
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Wikipedia: Involuntary celibacy →
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Chlo: also dildo
Leslie: wat dildo why do you mention dildo just as I'm drawing chiefy
Chlo: Because Emily told me to and I'm her willing slave sideways bacon sandwich
Leslie: Tell Emily I said she's a nut.
Chlo: No, she -has- nuts. Big nuts that could easily be mistaken for Christmas ornaments.
Leslie: There was something in those brownies.
Chlo: What brownies?
Leslie: The ones that are making you talk about dildoes and bacon sandwiches.
Chlo: GURL WE WISH WE HAD BROWNEESS
Leslie: CHLOE MY COUSIN IT IS YOUR COUSIN
Leslie: WANT TO GO BOWLING?
Chlo: HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE A BABY IN HEAT?
Leslie: WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS GOING ON TUMBLR
Chlo: IMAGINE A BABY DOLL FLESHLIGHT, AVAILABLE ONLY AT HUMBERT'S DAYCARE CENTER
Leslie: JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Chlo: HELLO THIS IS HUMBERT HUMBERT, ARE YOU UNDERAGE
Leslie: HI I'M CHRIS HANSEN. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE.
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what can you lose
What can you lose? Only the blues. Why keep concealing everything you’re feeling? Say it to her, what can you lose? Maybe it shows, She’s had clues, which she chose to ignore. Maybe though she knows, And just wants to go on as before. As a friend, nothing more So she closes the door. Well, if she does Those are the dues. Once the words are spoken, Something may be broken. Still, you...
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things i like that other people do not:
peas
corn
milk
white bread
hot dogs
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The problem with people is that they start wars when they want to make peace.
– Sasha Bondarenko
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every time anyone remotely good-looking is in my...
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step one: pick four of your OCs.
1. Do you want a hug?
Sasha: Ehh… -holds up his hand- not really. Ada: If you want one that badly. Horatio: Why not? I don’t bite. Utka: Come over here and you get one! 2. Are you a virgin? Sasha: How about we not get into sex life? Ada: A lady never tells… Horatio: Who told you you could ask me that, anyway? Utka: You’re a creep, mister!
3. Do you have any kids?...
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more evidence of why i love my mother
Me: That one on the right - I was taking suggestions and my friend Lily said I should do what his face would look like if he got shot in the nether regions.
Me: One of the randomized smatterings of dialogue that comes out during a police chase with this character is they say "I've got a gun aimed right at your balls!". Poor, poor Niko.
Me: Looks like there won't be any Nikola Juniors.
Koshka: For that we should be grateful...
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doubting myself and my judgment so bad right now.
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Vlad: Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?
Niko: Big mouth prick.
Vlad: Very catchy. Sit down.
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Past the row of regulars a man on the bar’s short end caught Kate’s attention. He had somehow tuned out the rowdy boys behind him and the miserable drunk beside him. He paid nobody any mind and rotated his empty glass on its coaster. Back and forth - then a swivel. The composure he gave off stuck out like a sore thumb amidst the boozy slipping and sliding. Either he took seltzer, or...
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in my past life i was definitely a closeted gay...
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“… You really want me to go through with this?” Sasha pulled over and slowed to a halt. He popped open the glove compartment and searched it.
“He sittin’ on enough coke to put everybody this side o’ the river outta business,” the man in the back seat insisted. “Somebody gotta teach him to leave the corners to us.”
“Any idiot with a...
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all right, i don't normally comment on these...
It is wholly unacceptable that anyone should even consider an act of violence against a politician of [what I assume is] one’s opposite ideology. Today’s shooting was not the work of random insanity. Representative Giffords was shot at point-blank. That’s an act of assassination. Thankfully she’s expected to live, but that doesn’t make it any more acceptable. It was...
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